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poop scotch

a word that caters to anything you want it to be. Usually could be interpreted as "that's nonsense". Often spelled as two words--poopscotch.
1 "Final exams are poop scotch"
2. "wow, your acting like poop scotch right now.."
3. Pooper McGavin is a great golfer, but right now he is playing like poop scotch"
by samstown1 May 9, 2010
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Poop Scotch

Noun: a no good, ditry, rotten person (dirt bag)
Verb: to get the best, (serve), or (dis) someone or something.
You are a Poop Scotch, Dam Homie you just got Poop Scotched!!, I'm gonna Poop Scotch me a deal on them Rims.
by Caroline Forseth April 9, 2008
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poop scotch

Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
by anonymous May 5, 2017
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Poop Snotching

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.
Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.
by Vladdx March 3, 2008
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Poop snotch

A shorter man between the ages of 48 and 68 with a beer belly wearing a really tight shirt.
Look at that pudgy elderly fellow wearing that tight ass shirt..

I know right? What a poop snotch.
by ThatReaper May 31, 2018
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poop scootch

When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.
My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.

It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.
by Marlo D December 17, 2021
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poopsnotch

any device or apparatus used for the express purpose of giving somebody a hitler
i shoved the cactus into kelly's butthole, removed it, and smeared the poo on her upper lip. magically, the cactus became a poopsnotch.
by babysnakes May 9, 2007
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