Poop Fears

(n.) The irrational fear of having to drop a deuce at an inconvenient time (i.e. long car rides, grocery shopping, interviews, etc.).

Yo, check it. I had four sliders from White Castle and now I have poop fears real bad.

by John Blane February 09, 2008

fear poop

To defecate in response to true fright (usu. occurs among puppies, kittens, or other young mammals)

Rover's so excitable they can hardly take him for a walk--every time a car goes by, he fear poops!

by RodEuripides June 08, 2014