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poop doodle 

penial discharge during morning urination of fecal matter after having a nasty faggot night of unprotected faggot sex.
wee hours of the morning at the commode

faggot 1: ahh...shit that stings!
faggot 2: what is it cuddle bums?
faggot 1: ahh....a fucking poop doodle!!!!!
poop doodle by wilken November 13, 2007

poop doodie 

One of the two most funniest words put together in the English Dictionary. (if used properly)
(funny)
1) You fucking poop doodie ass bitch.
2) I need to take a pood doodie.
poop doodie by hunker4u April 24, 2022

Poopnoodle 

A poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss.
I spent last night pluggin' my lover's bottom like the BP oil well and when I went to the bathroom afterwards, I ended up squirting out a poopnoodle when I took a piss.
Poopnoodle by smrtcarJ September 2, 2010

poopnoodle 

A person who believes ridiculous sexual myths; some-one who attends middle-school.
I had to listen to the poopnoodle explain why asians have horizontal vaginas.
poopnoodle by Drosophila September 2, 2010

poodoodle 

When you try to poo so hard it comes out your doodle instead.
Harry's got a brown patch on his shorts

Eww he poodoodled.
poodoodle by Poofan May 1, 2007

Poopadoodle 

A poopadoodle is a word that is described to a person who as a poopish feel about them. They are usually a pretty person that you feel so jealous of them that you feel like poop. It can also be used as saying "OH POOPADOODLE" like saying oh crap! Many people have used this term to insult people who are being mean to them too.
OHH POOPADOODLE" " DAMMNNNN I FEEL LIKE SUCH A POOPADODDLE
Poopadoodle by JTTisAdino September 10, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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