poon flute 

A very wide and gaping vagina in which you can blow air across, producing a flute-esque tone.

"You see dat ho Charles?"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Dat bitch got a poon flute!"

poon flute by Dr. Poon January 17, 2009

Pennsylvania poon flute 

During an intimate encounter between and woman and her partner (man/woman), the partner farts across the woman's poonanny, producing a deep, flute-like sound, not unlike the sound that results from blowing across the top of an empty jug.

My girl wanted to try something different, so I gave her the Pennsylvania poon flute.

Pennsylvania poon flute by bobalicious def June 21, 2008

PoonFlume

Large amount of Vagina in one room at once.
Alot of women in one place
Lost in a flume of poon, Too much for one night

Hey man how was last night, get many girls?
Yeah i was riding the Poonflume

PoonFlume by ShaykeJayke8 July 29, 2009

Poopflute 

A person who spouts useless nonsense, usually with enthusiasm even though no one cares about the subject. It's like they are playing their poopflute, an instrument they are passionate about, but no one else is.

Did you hear Dave going on about the different types of fruit people should eat for liver detox? That guy is such a poopflute.

Poopflute by Hitchhiker42 May 31, 2025