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A poompi, also know as pooface or santipoo, is someone that generally annoyes you for no reason, so u think of him as poo.
You - Hey pooface, poompiman, poop, can you pass me the cheese?
Pooman - No man, you know you cant eat cheese before going for a swim....
You- WOW, i never knew you were such a poompi.
poompi by deeman May 31, 2007
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Making Poopies 

Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.
Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.

Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies

Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!
Making Poopies by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009
Related Words
poompi • poopie • poomps • poopie head • poopid • poopi • pooming • poomplex • Pompie • pompies

Loose Poopie

Synonymous with diareara. Simply another word to use while being expressive, but not redundant. Plural: Loose Poopies
I've gotta stop eating those damn peppers before I bonk my babe. Tried to slip out a silent one during the hot action and out came some loose poopies. She was pissed but laughed anyway. Made me sleep on the couch.
Loose Poopie by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008
The plural of poop. (Known only by true Masters of Grammar)
Lil Timmy and his annoying lil friends wanted to play football on the grass field in the local park. But they soon discovered that the field was filled with dog poopii.
poopii by HappyDungston December 30, 2011

Loud Poopie 

Synonymous with FART. Simply another word to use while being expressive, but not redundant.
Hey, I just cut a loud poopie. It rattled the windows. At least a 5 on the Richter scale.
Loud Poopie by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008

Poopie Paralyzer 

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down
I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom
Poopie Paralyzer by Nickylobes January 23, 2014
A cutsie way of saying a Phat Shit
person 1: Where you been all night bro?
person 2: I been taking a phat ass poopie sorry.
Poopie by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
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