magic poo

Magic Poo, a turd that vanishes down the toilet. Backed up by the lac of turd on the paper when you've wiped your arse.

Jesus Andy I've just done a Magic Poo. Tahts the second one in my life.

by Charlie G September 11, 2003

The Magical Poo

A breed of poo, The fabled magic poo is believed to be a translucent, walking, talking, magical poo that can grant wishes when confronted.

Oh my god its the fabled magical poo! If we confront him maybe he will grant us wishes!

by Goober The Gvate May 16, 2003

Poo Magic

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard

Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.

by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024