A PONIS is the long, stringy ponytail found on (usually) older men, aging hippy types, typically with thinning hair (or just about NO hair), where each existing strand is lovingly washed and tended so that it can be carefully included in the skinny ponis, the purpose of which is to show that the bearer is still hip, still cool, and maybe still a bit virile. A ponis rarely looks good, often looks ratty, and should usually be CUT OFF!!
by T-Bear VT July 7, 2009
Originated while playing DOTA, used as a taunt after killing a player character. First used by dota player MyLittlePonies around summer 2004.
by Moose_411 June 28, 2005
by I am the Anti Big Horse February 17, 2004
i bought a fairly lean quantity of weed, and the cheeky fcuker had the temerity to ask me for a pony
by nicko boy December 21, 2006
“it’s okay he has a ponis”
by chonkymilf April 8, 2021
by Omar Khayam Ravenhurst May 12, 2003
(adj.) Describing the state of someone's work computer after co-workers prank it if it's left unlocked. Often the desktop wallpaper, Windows event sounds, IM away messages, email signatures, etc. are changed to a My Little Pony theme.
"Aw man, I left my computer unlocked and it now it's ponied. Now I gotta spend 30 minutes getting it back the way it was."
by m1L33tL3PWny November 10, 2006