pocket turd

A small pile of credit card receipts,
notes, bills, wrappers, etc, deposited
around the house as people empty their
pockets.

Bill was disgusted to find his roomate
had left pocket turds all over the apartment, including the dresser, the vaniety top, and even on top of the piano.

by big_daddy November 2, 2004

turd in your pocket

Part of a sarcastic retort to someone who speaks in the plural form, when it's been commonly understood that they really mean it to be you.

Alice: Joe, how about we go fix the siding on the house?

Joe: What do you mean "we?" Do you have a turd in your pocket?

by ferrettt February 3, 2012

Got a turd in your pocket?

What you say when someone wrongfully assumes you will be included in an undesirable activity. Another way of saying "what do you mean we?"

Holly: "I told my cousin we would help him move this weekend."
Ramon: "Got a turd in your pocket?"
Holly: "Excuse me?"
Ramon: "You said 'we' so you must be referring to yourself and the turd in your pocket. I have plans this weekend."

by mlamson January 8, 2011

turd in your pocket

When someone tries to include you in a "we" that you don't feel part of, the traditional response is "We? What do you mean, we? Do you have a turd in your pocket?" Translates as semi-funny emphatic rejection of false or forced collectivism. (My "do you have a mouse in your pocket?" is the cleaned-up version of the old rhetorical rejection of the false "we.")

#1: We can take care of that.

#2: We? What's this "we" shit? Do you have a turd in your pocket?

by Why da'ya Care November 8, 2007

Who's we, you and that turd in your pocket?

A sarcastic expression used when a person uses the word "we" when they should have actually Used the word "I." Or when a person says that "we don't" do something that at least one person is actually doing. This expression is used to totally catch the offender off guard, rendering them incapable of coming up with a response to the awkward comment.

Teacher: "We don't eat in here"
Jim: "Who's we, you and that Turd in your pocket?!?
Teacher: 0_o (What the fuck?)

by hare bear September 9, 2010

turd in his pocket

bad attitude!!; someone appearing 'mad all the time'

(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')

THAT "little jesus" has DEFINITELY got a turd in his pocket!

jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket

the police officer had a turd in his pocket!

by michael foolsley June 29, 2011

pocket turds

a paper left in your pocket after a ite wash which yurns into white glob which looks a turd

i left really important papers in my pocket yesterday but now all thats left arre pocket turds.

by the wringler August 30, 2009