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pocket poop

A synonym for shirt shart. In a jam, ripping off your shirt pocket and using it to wipe when no toilet paper is to be found.
Man, I got cuaght up in a pocket poop last night. I had explosive diarrea during my bike ride. It was nuts. Hope I don`t get fireass.
by Marc.O.C. & Evan Z. June 24, 2009
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Poop Pocket

I had this girl over, we started fooling around, next thing you know, I'm mounting her and sticking it in her poop pocket.
by Akendalll April 3, 2009
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Poop Pocket

When you have bursts of air between your poop and there is a high powered fart.
Man. That was such a good poop, I had poop pockets. It was so relieving.
by NotUrUwU April 18, 2021
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poopy pocket

a tactical move that involves grabbing the fumes from your fart and putting them in your friends face.
That poopy pocket Scott put in my face smelled horrible
by Scott Johnson July 4, 2004
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pocketpoon

vagina in your pocket, to have snatch in your jeans. beaverin your sack, chocha in a compartment, porn on a mobile device such as iPods, iPhones, iPads, Andriods, PSP
"I about to go play a game of pocketpoon!"

"I am worn out, I guess that pocketpoon got to me."

"Now that I got a moment to myself, Im'ma get at some pocketpoon!"
by A PocketPooner February 8, 2010
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pocketpool

masturbation with you hand in your pocket
(wankin off with you pants on)
God Dammit, stop playin pocketpool, and do it like a normal person
by Don Faith June 11, 2006
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