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Plottage 

The platonic/queerplatonic equivalent of marriage. To engage in plottage is to "plotty," doing plottage is "plottying," and having entered a plottage is "plottied." Since some friends are incredibly close and the line between platonic (just close friends) and queerplatonic (blurring the lines between romantic and platonic social norms often to the extent of prioritizing a non-romantic relationship as much or more than a romantic one) is often blurry, either friends or queerplatonic partners can get plottied, and it's okay if the partners plottying call their relationship different things so long as they've both/all agreed to it.

Plottage is not necessarily monogamous, although it absolutely can be, and plottage ceremonies can come in all shapes and sizes. They can be large affairs or intimate little "elopements," just like with weddings, and like with weddings, the focus of a plottage ceremony is for the bonding people to express their love and potentially lifelong commitment to each other, with the difference being that they're not romantic. Just like with marriage, plottages can end in divorce (called breakups) or death (resulting in widowhood).

The people participating in a plottage can be called "plotmates," although they can call themselves and each other whatever they please.
Claire: My mother told me to wait until plottage before so much as high-fiving Jason!
Monica: That's bunk! Me and my plotmate have been plottied nineteen years and we certainly didn't wait!
Claire: I may have agreed to plotty Jason just so I can touch him! Do you think plottying him is a bad idea?
Monica: Just be glad it's not legally binding!
Claire: About that–
Monica: Jeepers Cripes, Claire!
Plottage by AmaricaStarlight August 12, 2022
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tim pottage 

Tim Pottage is a very sexy but narcissistic character from the notoriously sexualized tv drama "What A Meme". He persistently gropes other characters including "Susey McSustits" who ironically proclaims "What A Meme!" whenever Tim Pottage's sexual deviancies provoke other colleagues. Most notably in the Episode "The Kennel Club" Tim is caught dressed up in a dalmation costume flirting with another person, Susey attempts to say her catchphrase but Tim reacts tyrannically, resulting in one of the funniest scenes in television history.
"You're being such a Tim Pottage" Bill said as Ben stroked his leg
tim pottage by GreatSauce February 9, 2018
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Soup of ye olde times, eaten by peasants. Made with anything and everything that was available.
"Ere, luv, chuck summore apple cores into that there pottage."
Pottage by OtterOne January 18, 2009

Pottage Pie 

The act of hiding weed in a pastry product, normally in order to hide it from officials or to consume it.
"Jeffery? I ate that pie in the fridge, is that ok-"
"JAKE??? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? THAT WAS A POTTAGE PIE!!!"
Pottage Pie by C L G September 21, 2017
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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