PLDD 

PLDD /ˌpēˌelˈdē,dē/
Inf. Slang
Abbrev

Post Lion Dance Depression
/pōstˈ,līən,dans,dəˈpreSH(ə)n/
Noun

The feeling of nostalgia over a given lion dance performance or performance season, typically accompanied with severe feelings of depression, fondness, or grief with no known available cures

"Yeah bro, I have PLDD man. I just had this bomb ass performance"

PLDD by Noot Noot Pursuit February 26, 2022

pldd 

Acronym for "Post-Load Distress Disorder". That feeling you get when you blow a load and then instantly want to get 100 miles away from the girl.

"I had such a bad case of PLDD that I walked home in the rain. She offered me a ride and I just ran out the door."

pldd by Dumpycrankster56 June 1, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016