player face
To be able to fuck a girl, come home without a guilty look on your face, and then fuck your wife without cleaning your dick.
player face by WordHerder September 23, 2013
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facebook player
A guy whose friend list on facebook consists of 90% girls. However, he has never met most of these girls. His default picture will usually feature him in sunglasses making some sort of hand gesture in an embarrassing attempt to look like a player, when in reality he has no confidence with women, is 5' 4" and still lives at home. He sends out friend requests to random girls, and hardly ever talks to any of them, except when he wants them to leave sexually charged wall posts so his friends and other girls think he's sexy.
Person 1: Dude, Liam has 544 friends on facebook! And they are almost all girls.
Person 2: No worries, he's just a facebook player
Person 2: No worries, he's just a facebook player
facebook player by brown_eyed_girl March 26, 2009
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stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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