plarmf 

the sound' when a complete-drunk either walks into a pole, wall, or parked car, and/or falls directly on his/her face when falling down.

As i was people watching along the boardwalk in Mission Beach, this completely drunk broad was walking and not watching where she was goin... ran right into a street sign, face first, then stumbled back n fell right on her face... 'plarmf' .

plarmf by samweis January 17, 2013

phlarmf 

just a fuckin dope brand

yo this fuckin dope brand is named phlarmf

phlarmf by phillip ho August 12, 2019

Chicken Plarm

When your so horny you just gotta stick your dick into grandmas steaming chicken parm

Dude my grandma is so blind she didn't even notice that I pulled a chicken plarm

Chicken Plarm by Juanandres June 16, 2017

plamf

Plamf is a Scottish word used to insult people, or in the gentle ribbing of friends.

It actually means "one who enjoys sniffing another's underwear".

Haw you ya plamf!
Get away fae ma washin' ya plamf!

plamf by st3ph3n December 28, 2005

Plarft

A person who eats another persons food(s) in the act of a High caused from Marijuana.

A munchie thief.

Craig looks in his fridge and notices his only Pizza Lunchable is now gone. He confronts his brother Greg and says " I KNOW YOU ATE MY PIZZA LUNCHABLE YOU PLARFT! LOOK AT YOUR EYES, DONT DENY IT!"

Plarft by JohnsonBarrick September 19, 2011

plamf

In Glasgow, Scotland..

One who sniffs pants....a nicker sniffer.

Ned: Hey you, ya wee plamf!

Plamf: It's just for pleasure.

plamf by mabaws January 15, 2010

Plamf

Someone who sniff's underwear. Usually a pair of granny pants that have not been washed yet

Dean! You're such a plamf!

Plamf by GemmikaBaby July 28, 2010