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It's useless to ask her out She doesn't like guys You're just {PITW}
PITW by Jeloppydriver October 15, 2017
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An event which occurs when someone attempts to wax his or her armpits and discovers they have used the wrong kind of wax, resulting in a situation in which the arm is stuck to the side of one's body. It was first discovered by one Manwich Alway, prior to her matriculation at Yale University.
You might think Yale kids are too smart to get a pitwich. Apparently, you'd be wrong.
pitwich by TDCrocDen August 30, 2008
the vile draft of B.O. that surrounds a person with poor hygiene or poor grasp of the deoderant concept
You can smell Landphil's pitwind coming long before he's in sight.
pitwind by creaternity May 15, 2006

Pitwhacker 

People that tell lies for attention ; intentionally a whore
Girl ; i broke my neck can you rub it for me?
Boy; No you didnt your such a pitwhacker!
Pitwhacker by RIBBS August 13, 2012
much like a titwank except using ones armpit.
'Mannn Jenny gave me the best pitwank last night!'
'Pitwank?'
'Yeah man, pitwank! Was mint!'
pitwank by HeyLook! January 19, 2009

pitwittery

The pituitary gland in birds. Sends vitamins and shit.
"That bird's head is broken" John
"Yeah... I can even see its pitwittery gland" Elmo
pitwittery by coolerthannick October 18, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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