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Friend Pirate 

An individual who has mastered the art of stealing the friends of others, specifically ex-girlfriends, through a complex issuance of charm, generosity, flirtation, and guile.
Ever since Shaniqua and Doug broke up all her friends want to kick w/ him.... he's a total friend pirate!
Friend Pirate by Foster G August 29, 2009

Friendship Pirate 

Someone who steals friends through deceit, spreading rumours, and false charm.
Damn, did you hear of Clyde stealing all of Aaron's friends 1 by 1? He's a total friendship pirate.