Conjuctivitis of the anus aka pink eye of the anus.
Papa Smurf, can I like your ass?
Nah, bitch, I have anal conjunctivitis.
Anal conjunctivitis?
Yeah, pink brown eye.
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The result of pissing someone off so much that they would take a massive dumb on your eye.

The mass would result in a powerful impact leaving a black eye, the fecal matter would result in an infection such as pink eye, and the fecal residue in your eye would result in a brown eye.
Look at the size of that Black Pink Brown Eye!
by spanienspike January 27, 2011
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