pinecoon

A pinecoon is a combination of a raccoon and and a pinecone. Similar to beavcoon, it too is a forest-dweller. The species is extremely rare and few people know of its existence. Pinecoon is also the Tumblr url of an odd (yet sexy) American female.

Wow, did you see that pinecoon run past? Pinecoon is such an awesomely odd blog.

pinecoon by lbabs June 27, 2014

Square Root of a Pinecone 

The square root of a pinecone is an acorn. This is because pinecones are made from acorns. Around 3-4 of them make a pinecone. This is done by putting them into a crafting table; the result comes out with a pinecone. Just be aware that the bisectors are unstable in the reactors from the perpendicularity of the pineconium.

What is the square root of pinecone?
Uh can you clarify that question?
What is the square root of a pinecone?

Square Root of a Pinecone by LoserCringe August 29, 2019

Lil' Pinecone 

Rapper. Lover. Phenom. Hardest pinecone in the pine tree of rap.

Lil' Pinecone fucked my bitch.

Lil' Pinecone by TheSavageGod July 5, 2017

passin a pinecone 

You know when you you go for a shit and it starts off small and tapers up to a fuckin huge drip shaped turd.....well imagine that bastard with nuts and sweetcorn!!!!

Joe: Wheres Nick?
Pete: Last time i seen him he was passin a pinecone in the bushes..
Joe: hope to fuck theres no squirrels around........

passin a pinecone by playfulgorilla March 5, 2009

Pinecone shit 

A Pine Cone shit is a hurking turd that you know is going to shred your asshole when it comes out so you push real slow and get it half way out and you cannot see because your eyes are full of tears and you say screw it and just give one mighty push and it shoots out of your ass so fast your spinchter slams shut and pulses for about a minute. police are called because the neighbor heard a blood curdling scream from in your house.

Dude last night i took a pinecone shit and i had to stuff my underwear with toilet paper because i was bleeding so much.

Pinecone shit by Pistolero777 July 23, 2010

Pinecone 

An absolute idiot, someone who has done something completely dumb and deserve to be called a pinecone. Can be sometime abbreviated to cone for more of a harsher meaning.

Jerry: drops bag of c hips all over carpet
Bob: JERRY YOU COMPLETE PINECONE(cone)! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

Pinecone by Flowan February 27, 2017

pinecone 

noun: a hard, conical shaped poo that comes out thin side first, thickest side last. 99% of all pinecone's result in excessive pushing, a clenched jaw, and extreme discomfort. a pinecone is similar to a feet-first birth.

marc: "dude, i just shat a massive pinecone!"
chris: "thats disturbing.."

pinecone by the storm drains May 19, 2009