Piley

Something that is incredibly junky. Piley can be short for "Pile of shit."

Damn, his whip is piley!

by Figga October 5, 2004

Piley Cyrus

When you've needed to take a dump for days but can't, because you have a large wrecking ball stuck in your lower intestine, blocking your path to relief and leaving you full of anguish.

I can't seem to get a load out, I must have a bit of a Piley Cyrus.

by Majestic Lion June 1, 2018