Photogenic Memory 

Possessed by those who recall their past as much better than it actually was.

"Carla said on facebook, that she couldn't keep the guys off her at the club last weekend... Quite a photogenic memory she's got there. "

Photogenic Memory by AlxCondor October 10, 2014

photogenic memory 

the recall of an individual who edits their own memories in order to enhance their own reputation or repress an undesirable truth.

that guy has a photogenic memory. there's no way those dogs he use to date were chicks.

photogenic memory by kris takahashi January 9, 2008

photogenic memory 

The opposite of having a photographic memory, the character in question actually believes the girl/guy from last night was a 9.

They were not.

Don't listen to Lance's tales of sexual conquest, he has a photogenic memory, and a stained polo shirt.

photogenic memory by 2: electric boogaloo October 7, 2008

Photogenic Memory 

Synonym for photographic memory

Damn you memorised the book, you must have photogenic memory

Photogenic Memory by Rez February 6, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019