The male equivalent to a queef. i.e.; A fart from a penis.
After I came, there was a little bit of air built up in there, so I let out a phoofie.

My girlfriend queefed in my face, so I phoofied in her vagina.

My girlfriend is letting me define phoofie on her laptop.
by Phoofie King June 5, 2010
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Phoofy is just another word for insanely dumb
someone: how many chromosomes do you have?
someone else: more than you!!!
someone: god you're such a phoofy..
by mo_UwU December 3, 2020
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Phoofy can be whatever you want it to be. Phoofy may be used as a noun, verb and or adjective. Phoofy may also be used in the plural form as "Phoofies".
"This party is phoofy as hell"
"Yo pass me that phoofy"
"Shotty next hit of that phoofy"
"Wow your phoofies look mad nice in that phoofy ass shirt"
"I'll take a phoofy on that kids chest"
by lil phoofizzle April 5, 2009
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