philho

To shart all over the toilet seat through explosive diarrhea and make a retarded laugh afterwards that sounds like a constipated donkey.

AWWW SHIT, look at the bathroom, Phil just pulled off a philho!

by theballsack July 18, 2010

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Philmont Mile

A measure of distance anywhere between 5 steps and 5 miles. Given by Rangers at Philmont who have no idea what the actual distance to where you are going, so they completely bullshit their answer when you ask them how far it is to anywhere.

Scout: How far is it from Shaefer's Pass to the Tooth of Time?
Ranger: It's exactly 1.75 miles.
Scout: Since that is 1.75 Philmont miles, its probably about 4 real miles.

by Seven '08 Oscar Four July 23, 2011

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Phildo

A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.

Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.

by Shorenewsnetwork August 21, 2020

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philocaly

Love of beauty

This is Maria she has philocaly she is a rare beauty.

by Rare Beauty April 20, 2018

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Philmont

1. a large plot of land in the New Mexican rockies where boys become men on treks anywhere from 10 to 21 days long.

2.some people's definitions of hell.

1. scout friend : "dude, i went to Philmont this summer and learned all this great stuff, what did you do?"
Friend of scout: "umm.. wasted my life with video games?"

2. "when you die, you go on an eternal Philmont trek!"

by Trinity1013 July 12, 2009

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