philho 

To shart all over the toilet seat through explosive diarrhea and make a retarded laugh afterwards that sounds like a constipated donkey.

AWWW SHIT, look at the bathroom, Phil just pulled off a philho!

philho by theballsack July 18, 2010

Philmont Mile 

A measure of distance anywhere between 5 steps and 5 miles. Given by Rangers at Philmont who have no idea what the actual distance to where you are going, so they completely bullshit their answer when you ask them how far it is to anywhere.

Scout: How far is it from Shaefer's Pass to the Tooth of Time?
Ranger: It's exactly 1.75 miles.
Scout: Since that is 1.75 Philmont miles, its probably about 4 real miles.

Philmont Mile by Seven '08 Oscar Four July 23, 2011

Phildo 

A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.

Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.

Phildo by Shorenewsnetwork August 21, 2020

philocaly 

Love of beauty

This is Maria she has philocaly she is a rare beauty.

philocaly by Rare Beauty April 20, 2018

Philmont 

1. a large plot of land in the New Mexican rockies where boys become men on treks anywhere from 10 to 21 days long.

2.some people's definitions of hell.

1. scout friend : "dude, i went to Philmont this summer and learned all this great stuff, what did you do?"
Friend of scout: "umm.. wasted my life with video games?"

2. "when you die, you go on an eternal Philmont trek!"

Philmont by Trinity1013 July 12, 2009

philocalist 

Lover of beauty; someone who finds and appreciates beauty in all things.

I'm a philocalist.

philocalist by ajdicaaa April 6, 2020

Philomena

A beautiful girl who is highly intelligent and the most genuinely sweet person you will ever meet.

Im in love with philomena!

Philomena by Philatopia August 15, 2011