phe·nom·e·nal (dick)
1. The man or men, and in most cases married themselves, that bang your wife in a hotel that they allow her to pay for because they are too cheap and arrogant to pick up the bill, and then mostly spend their money on trips to Europe. Most often occurs when you are at work earning a living to pay the bills, or are at home taking care of the kids. After nailing her for two years or so, then tells people he has no emotional ties to her what-so-ever!
1. The man or men, and in most cases married themselves, that bang your wife in a hotel that they allow her to pay for because they are too cheap and arrogant to pick up the bill, and then mostly spend their money on trips to Europe. Most often occurs when you are at work earning a living to pay the bills, or are at home taking care of the kids. After nailing her for two years or so, then tells people he has no emotional ties to her what-so-ever!
Ralph; Hey Jim! Look over there, remember that guy David, the one we call DJB, he is such a phenomenal dick!
Jim; Yeah, what a waste of perfectly good oxygen! Who's the gullible whore he's at lunch with today?
Jim; Yeah, what a waste of perfectly good oxygen! Who's the gullible whore he's at lunch with today?
by Joyce Cruz April 11, 2008
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The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.
The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.
The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.
The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.
Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.
Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.
Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.
by Elsalellan April 11, 2023
Get the Eat a phenomenal dick mug.The unexplainable Phenomena that the word "dick" can be completely canceled out by the word "Pizza" with strong emphasis on the "P" in Pizza. (used much like "that's what she said" after your buddy makes a statement)
*Baran throws cold water all over Chase while he is in the shower as a practical joke*
Chase: "Dude, that's not cool. You are such a Dick!"
Baran: "Pizza!"
The Dick-Pizza Phenomena
Chase: "Dude, that's not cool. You are such a Dick!"
Baran: "Pizza!"
The Dick-Pizza Phenomena
by NadWahl October 20, 2008
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For legal reasons this is a joke
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