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pernitation 

It's a noun, referring to the sudden sinking feeling one experiences when one realizes that one has forgotten to apply deodorant, and it is too late to rectify this error. The usage can be generalized to any sinking feeling and subsequent perception of peril due to a simple negligent act on one's own part, that affects you and only you personally, but not severely.
As I walked into class I felt a great amount of pernitation. Class was going to start in two minutes, and I reeked a bit.
pernitation by Alkie February 16, 2005
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Pornstation Portable 

People who mostly use there PSP's (Playstation Portable) for browsing, watching movies and surf the net for porn.
Dude check out my porn collection of hot nude chicks on my Pornstation Portable!
Pornstation Portable by Quentin_B November 6, 2006

double ball penitration 

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.
Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"

Purpitation 

To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you don’t want it, and then put it in another section.
Purpitation, is the reason I hate my job!
Purpitation by Khancrete March 6, 2009

Pornication 

The act of making your own porn.
A mixture of pornography & fornication.

As a verb you could use pornicate.
Performing the act is pornicating.
We couldn't answer the door because we were in the middle of some serious pornication.
Pornication by SillyPsyche July 30, 2009

Pornication 

the act comminted by a man who after years of using the same porn site to jack off over suddenly changes his mind one day and uses another site. the enxt time he needs to wank however he goes back to the old site as if nothing has happened.
i'm bored of monster cocks website, today i think i'll do a bit of pornication
Pornication by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

cross-pornination 

To mistakenly merge two vast quantities of poorly organised data together (such as a porn collection), resulting in a terminally disorganised superset of data.
When you've got a big stack of porn on your computer and you accidentally copy somebody elses big stack of porn files into that directory, you've achieved cross-pornination. This is a terrible thing as you'll forever be trying to weed out your duplicates.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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