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pernitation

It's a noun, referring to the sudden sinking feeling one experiences when one realizes that one has forgotten to apply deodorant, and it is too late to rectify this error. The usage can be generalized to any sinking feeling and subsequent perception of peril due to a simple negligent act on one's own part, that affects you and only you personally, but not severely.
As I walked into class I felt a great amount of pernitation. Class was going to start in two minutes, and I reeked a bit.
by Alkie February 16, 2005
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Pornstation Portable

People who mostly use there PSP's (Playstation Portable) for browsing, watching movies and surf the net for porn.
Dude check out my porn collection of hot nude chicks on my Pornstation Portable!
by Quentin_B November 6, 2006
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double ball penitration

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.
Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"
by anonanalballs January 27, 2013
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Purpitation

To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you don’t want it, and then put it in another section.
Purpitation, is the reason I hate my job!
by Khancrete March 6, 2009
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Pornication

The act of making your own porn.
A mixture of pornography & fornication.

As a verb you could use pornicate.
Performing the act is pornicating.
We couldn't answer the door because we were in the middle of some serious pornication.
by SillyPsyche July 30, 2009
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Pornication

the act comminted by a man who after years of using the same porn site to jack off over suddenly changes his mind one day and uses another site. the enxt time he needs to wank however he goes back to the old site as if nothing has happened.
i'm bored of monster cocks website, today i think i'll do a bit of pornication
by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006
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cross-pornination

To mistakenly merge two vast quantities of poorly organised data together (such as a porn collection), resulting in a terminally disorganised superset of data.
When you've got a big stack of porn on your computer and you accidentally copy somebody elses big stack of porn files into that directory, you've achieved cross-pornination. This is a terrible thing as you'll forever be trying to weed out your duplicates.
by Lindsay Whitbread March 28, 2005
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