permatween 

One who is destined to live the rest of their days looking, sounding or acting like a 12 year old. Etymology: a portmanteau of permanent and tweenager.

Nirusha, stop acting like such a goober. You're 22 for God's sake, you'll end up a permatween at this rate.

permatween by ghettosmurf February 24, 2010

permatern 

Someone who seems to permanently work for free or a stipend because they can't secure a paid position.

"Do you have a job yet?"
"Nope, just permaterning until the economy turns up."

permatern by batria June 15, 2009

PermaTeen 

An adult who behaves like they never left high school.

A permateen is someone who still dresses like a teenager, gossips constantly, texts OMG to someone at least 20 times a day, and makes fun of other women for their appearance.

In men, it is a guy who relives his glory days of high school constantly, sleeps until noon every day, parties all night, spends too much time in the bathroom, and doesn't understand the concept of responsibility.

PermaTeen by Madmama April 13, 2010

Permatweeked 

Former dope heads that still show signs of previous drug abuse by twitching, talking out the side of their face, may appear to be trying to bite their own ear...

Girl 1: "Damn, what the hell is wrong with that twitchy bitch?"
Girl #2: "Oh, don't pay her no mind, that bitch just permatweeked!"
Girl #1: "Whoa, I am not ever doing meth!!!"
Girl #2: "I know that's right..."

Permatweeked by heatedpoet July 9, 2016

PERMATERN 

AN INTERN WHO NEVER LEAVES

JOE STARTED HERE AS AN INTERN IN 2006, AND HE IS STILL HERE; I GUESS HE'S A PERMATERN.

PERMATERN by DIGIMASTER October 14, 2009

permatweaker 

people who have been tweaked so long that they are now permanently tweaked out. aka life long crack head.

tommy has been a crack head for so long he has now gained the title of permatweaker.

permatweaker by bevis85 May 28, 2009

permatweaked

Permanently brain damaged from methamphetamine used. Also known as fried.

Fucker is permatweaked, jackjawing, looking out of the corner of his eyes, quick screwed up thinking, and not able to reason.

permatweaked by gayburns7 March 8, 2015