permatween

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One who is destined to live the rest of their days looking, sounding or acting like a 12 year old. Etymology: a portmanteau of permanent and tweenager.

Nirusha, stop acting like such a goober. You're 22 for God's sake, you'll end up a permatween at this rate.

permatween by ghettosmurf February 24, 2010

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permatern

Someone who seems to permanently work for free or a stipend because they can't secure a paid position.

"Do you have a job yet?"
"Nope, just permaterning until the economy turns up."

permatern by batria June 15, 2009

Related Words

permatween • PermaTeen • Permatweeked • perma-teen brain • permatern • permatweaked • permatweaker

PermaTeen

An adult who behaves like they never left high school.

A permateen is someone who still dresses like a teenager, gossips constantly, texts OMG to someone at least 20 times a day, and makes fun of other women for their appearance.

In men, it is a guy who relives his glory days of high school constantly, sleeps until noon every day, parties all night, spends too much time in the bathroom, and doesn't understand the concept of responsibility.

PermaTeen by Madmama April 13, 2010

Permatweeked

Former dope heads that still show signs of previous drug abuse by twitching, talking out the side of their face, may appear to be trying to bite their own ear...

Girl 1: "Damn, what the hell is wrong with that twitchy bitch?"
Girl #2: "Oh, don't pay her no mind, that bitch just permatweeked!"
Girl #1: "Whoa, I am not ever doing meth!!!"
Girl #2: "I know that's right..."

Permatweeked by heatedpoet July 9, 2016

PERMATERN

AN INTERN WHO NEVER LEAVES

JOE STARTED HERE AS AN INTERN IN 2006, AND HE IS STILL HERE; I GUESS HE'S A PERMATERN.

PERMATERN by DIGIMASTER October 14, 2009

permatweaker

people who have been tweaked so long that they are now permanently tweaked out. aka life long crack head.

tommy has been a crack head for so long he has now gained the title of permatweaker.

permatweaker by bevis85 May 28, 2009

permatweaked

Permanently brain damaged from methamphetamine used. Also known as fried.

Fucker is permatweaked, jackjawing, looking out of the corner of his eyes, quick screwed up thinking, and not able to reason.

permatweaked by gayburns7 March 8, 2015

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026