permatween

One who is destined to live the rest of their days looking, sounding or acting like a 12 year old. Etymology: a portmanteau of permanent and tweenager.

Nirusha, stop acting like such a goober. You're 22 for God's sake, you'll end up a permatween at this rate.

by ghettosmurf February 24, 2010

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permatern

Someone who seems to permanently work for free or a stipend because they can't secure a paid position.

"Do you have a job yet?"
"Nope, just permaterning until the economy turns up."

by batria June 15, 2009

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PermaTeen

An adult who behaves like they never left high school.

A permateen is someone who still dresses like a teenager, gossips constantly, texts OMG to someone at least 20 times a day, and makes fun of other women for their appearance.

In men, it is a guy who relives his glory days of high school constantly, sleeps until noon every day, parties all night, spends too much time in the bathroom, and doesn't understand the concept of responsibility.

by Madmama April 13, 2010

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Permatweeked

Former dope heads that still show signs of previous drug abuse by twitching, talking out the side of their face, may appear to be trying to bite their own ear...

Girl 1: "Damn, what the hell is wrong with that twitchy bitch?"
Girl #2: "Oh, don't pay her no mind, that bitch just permatweeked!"
Girl #1: "Whoa, I am not ever doing meth!!!"
Girl #2: "I know that's right..."

by heatedpoet July 9, 2016

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