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permafreshie

a player so bad at deepwoken that you would still call them a freshie despite them being power 60 with a bell and enchants, more often than not permafreshies are boosted by their friends or guildmates
90% of people in the unnamed deepwoken guild are permafreshies

permasperm 

A permanent sperm stain on sheets/clothing/fabric that remains completely opaque.
I was getting frisky with my girl, but little did i know i had permasperm on my pants, causing her to ask what that mysterious white stuff was.

I nutted on my girls clothes, causing a permasperm stain.
permasperm by Permasperm February 13, 2019

Permafresh 

A middle or upper class college student who behaves like an immature, ignorant college freshman.
John: Why is Joe taking handle pulls of that plastic bottle vodka while awkwardly dancing with that obviously under-aged girl singing, "Everyday I'm shuffling."

Ryan: He's reached a state of permafresh. There's no going back...
Permafresh by G0Rubix November 13, 2011

Permaflesh 

In a moderate to cold climate (such as in Ireland) there are females who don't often get to wear skimpy clothing due to the ambient temperature and the nature of the weather.

When the rare heatwaves occur in Ireland all this snow white skin and tundra-like flesh gets itself out for the world to see.

The view that one sees on these rare hot days is a view that should be permanently covered up. This is Permaflesh. Often seen in accompaniment with rolled hams
Last year summer was on a Tuesday, I saw lots of permaflesh out at the barbecue.
Permaflesh by Neanderthal Kev February 20, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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