Perfect Piss

The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.

Gary: Hurry up!!!
John: Don't worry, I'll take the perfect piss.
Gary: Wow, that was fast!!

by fitz6278 October 2, 2011

Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.

Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

piss perfect

something that is perfect

but for people with piss kinks

'Have you seen Simon Le Bon? He's piss perfect!'

by theguyfromwham September 28, 2022

perfectmiss

A term often used in rhythm games such as osu (ctb).

A perfectmiss but on catch the beats when you hit too perfect. and then it can be a miss. some people were confused if they hit too late or early.
Guy 1: alright the hardest part *hits* and *miss* NOOOOOOOOOOO! I JUST HIT PERFECT!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: WHY DO I KEEP HITTING PERFECTMISS I'M SO FUCKING DONE THIS GAME!
Guy 3: AYayaYAYyyy i just FC OH WOW -12 NICE!

by JKUIGGUGU October 31, 2020