The perfect bowel movement, with no wiping required. This happens approximately 3% of the time and results in perfect one-piece chisel- or banana-shaped feces.
by StraferDown1667 May 9, 2011
Contraction of perfect and defecate.
A defecation of solid and soft feces that leaves no traces at all on the tissue after wiping.
Can also be called "a perfect" (Street Fighter video game adaptation)
A defecation of solid and soft feces that leaves no traces at all on the tissue after wiping.
Can also be called "a perfect" (Street Fighter video game adaptation)
Example 1
"Daniel: You eat salad at MacDonald's...
Bruno: Yeah man !! I wanna perfecate on a daily basis, i'm addicted"
Example 2
"Cassandra: Wow that was fast, you did not succeed to poop?
Emily: yeah, actually I did a perfect !!
Cassandra: lucky you !!"
"Daniel: You eat salad at MacDonald's...
Bruno: Yeah man !! I wanna perfecate on a daily basis, i'm addicted"
Example 2
"Cassandra: Wow that was fast, you did not succeed to poop?
Emily: yeah, actually I did a perfect !!
Cassandra: lucky you !!"
by ClarkKent2011 May 26, 2011
by WastedTaco October 12, 2015