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penis demon 

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The self-conscious mind of your penis that becomes erect, makes you incredibly uncomfortable, and floods your mind with nasty thoughts of masturbation to make the erection disappear.
Sally: Do you debate on whether to masturbate or not?
John: i dont even debate
John: i was just like eff no, get away from me you penis demon
penis demon by ashin999 October 3, 2011
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Penis Demon 

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(n) One who abuses their penis-taking privileges for the advancement of their own well being.
Stay away from her - She's a penis demon.
Penis Demon by Penisdemon February 25, 2017
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penis demon 

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a scary demon who says penis and trys to eat you up to have a bigger pp
Demon: PENIS
Person: AHHH ITS THE PENIS DEMON
penis demon by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021
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penis demon 

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Demons that come out your penis and stick to people you like. Mine stuck to my mum wonder how that got there. ;)
Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow ;)
penis demon by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019
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penis demons 

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Soul crushing Demons that crawl out your penis and mysteriously get on people you like for me it was my mum I got it on.
Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow.
penis demons by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

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