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Penalty stroke

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.
I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.
by arnie123 April 4, 2015
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