pecker pals

the engaging of two like species , commonly two boys who like each others masculine qualities to the point that they are in love with each others peckers. for example nick kemp is pecker pals with clint gothier. they often find themselves relaxterbating each other with peanut butter.

nick kemp and clint became pecker pals after the date at Zaxby's

pecker pals by adkins ..biotch April 11, 2005

pekker palsey 

a slang term used to describe impatiency

"I wouldn't do that if I were you. What, are you trying to get pekker palsey?"

Val: "Did you get laid by that guy at the bar last night?"
Abby:"Not by him he had pekker palsey, so I went upstairs and fucked his best friend"

pekker palsey by Lizzle Pizzle January 10, 2008

peckerpalooza 

A societal maelstrom brought on by a few - or many - miscreants who force themselves on women.

"In today's peckerpalooza news, (Hollywood producer, comedian, politician, dirtbag...fill in the blank) was accused of unwanted sexual advances by a ( 14 year old girl, 24 year old girl, 14 year old boy..fill in the blank)."

peckerpalooza by ElCommissioner November 10, 2017