pecan dick 

when you try to make something seem better than it actually is or your grandpa Stu putting pecans and sweet sauce on his dick to make it seem more appealing.

Yo, I pecan dicked my way through the whole presentation.

pecan dick by Billumpkin December 13, 2007

pean dick 

its were your willy is shaped like a peanut even when it is hard

my pennis really like pean dick

pean dick by nathan smithyyy July 2, 2008

Pedandick 

The act of an individual who corrects spelling or grammar in a smug fashion to feel superior.

David: I hope your going to Heather's party.
Andrew: You're so stupid it's YOU'RE not YOUR
David: You're so pedandick.

Pedandick by Doctor Dickson Poon May 2, 2011