A bitchy woman who has so much sand in her vagina, kept at such a high pressure, that it calcifies and produces pearls.
Dude 1: "I met this cute chick last night but Jane kept cockblocking me."
Dude 2: "Damn, what a pearl factory!"
Dude 2: "Damn, what a pearl factory!"
by Aaron Addison June 27, 2008