Not being able to watch
the Olympics live because you live on the
west coast and NBC has decided to tape-delay events. Named
after the NBC logo that looks suspiciously like a peacock.
Person 1: Dude, did you see the
snowboarding last night?
Person 2: No, I saw the results before it was even aired, so I didn't bother.
Person 1: NBC peacockblocked you, man. That sucks.