patrishlotic 

Describing the patriotic shlock that certain friends and relatives forward in email.

Bro: Did you read the latest hyper-sentimental dreck from Uncle Vernon?

Sis: Yeah. You know, I love our country, too, but I can't stand all the poor formatting, animated GIFs of fluttering American flags, and sloppy rhetoric. I wish he'd leave me off all his patrishlotic forwards.

patrishlotic by Verbum Urbanum November 26, 2010