patrick cagney

The coolest, most godly, most attractive guy on the planet, a baseball KING

Yo did u see that homer, that guys such a patrick cagney

patrick cagney by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

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patrick cagney

the coolest dude like ever, super cute, smart, and so so good at baseball

Yo did u see his homer, that guys definitely a patrick cagney

patrick cagney by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

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Patrick Carney

The drummer for the blues-rock duo The Black Keys. Carney's drumming style is heavily influenced by John Bonham, playing lots of snare-bass fills and utilizing very musical tom patterns. He is a very creative but not overly skilled drummer. A solid player.

Patrick Carney is better than Travis Barker.

Patrick Carney by Bonzo, King of Drums January 3, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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