pasomf

Instant messaging acronym for ‘Put a smile on my face’, the term is assumed to mean “that put a smile on my face”. It is a less cheesy alternative to lol and its variants. Pafomf (Put a frown on my face) also exists as its negation.

Person 1: "james was horrifically drunk n hit on her"
Person 1: "which amused me no end"
Person 2: "pasomf"

pasomf by Daniel King April 22, 2006

psomf 

psomf - please sit on my face/princess, sit on my face.
Used to ask someone to sit on their face so that they can eat them out.

Alex: psomf 😉
Becky: on my way!

psomf by zoegracexo February 13, 2019

PSOMF 

Please Sit On My Face

*walk up to hot girl* "PSOMF"

PSOMF by sklp June 11, 2011

PSOMFG

A most incredible bastardization. A combination of the words "Oh My Fucking God", commonly used in internet slang as OMFG, and the title of the game "Phantasy Star Online", or PSO. Used in reference to Phantasy Star Online, or just to sound like a fucking idiot.

"d00d, si liek, PSOMFG, guY!1!!"

"Say that again, and I shall be forced to harm you."

PSOMFG by Da Ja Cky April 27, 2003