parAOLnoia 

The psychological online condition of thinking that someone on AOL actually gives a shit who you are and going to great lengths to protect your screen name by taking up every variation of that name and adding AOL accounts to JUST MAKE SURE someone cannot pose as you.

Having 5 aol accounts and 35 screen names that are variations of your original name. Using lower case l for "i" and the number "1". "Dus1 had worn out the l key on her key board due to her ParAOLnoia requiring her to have all the variations of her screen name taken".

parAOLnoia by MeGeneric1 January 23, 2008

scantron paranoia 

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students

I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.

scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009

Boner Paranoia 

When you have a boner and everything looks fuckable (extremely horny)

Bro, I have boner paranoia. I'm so down to fuck my 45 year old Hispanic house keeper.

Boner Paranoia by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016

Peter Paranoia 

One who will make false accusations about people and be unable to back them up.

They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.

Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.

What a cuckoo!

Peter Paranoia by meds4u January 15, 2010

last.fm paranoia 

Stopping an embarrassing song right before the halfway point so that it won't scrobble and show on your last.fm profile.

Alice: I had better stop this K-pop song; it's at 2:04 and the song is 4:25.
Bob: Sounds like you've got last.fm paranoia.

last.fm paranoia by Clayffer Johanson August 16, 2010

webmd paranoia

when you become paranoid because webmd matched your symptoms with an incurable disease, usually cancer.

guy 1: whats wrong man? you seem to be acting like your about to die
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia

webmd paranoia by wangodango August 21, 2012

Pandemic Paranoia 

An “over the top” response to the Covid-19 Pandemic that causes a person to take what appears to be extreme measures.

Sadly, her Pandemic Paranoia was so entrenched that she could not venture out into the world without making a complete fool of herself!

Pandemic Paranoia by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020