A unit of measurement, approx. 6 inches in length and 3 inches in girth.

or

A very nosey person, a person with a large nosey.
Gosh dear, you stretched me to a pap-en-fus!

Wowser, billy bob sure is being pap-en-fus today... always putting his pap-en-fus where it doesn't belong!
by Black Andrew April 4, 2011
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