pants schnoz

1. A humanoid growth that pretrudes profusely within the pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.
Every time Sam sees a hot girl he has to work to hide his pants schnoz.
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"
by loffdawg November 05, 2013
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