palm palm

The sweaty hand that one gets from using a smart phone to surf the mobile web for so long that the phone heats up. Often combined with cramps in the hand from using the stylus.

I got palm palm while passing time on this bus ride, man.

by Oertdogg May 20, 2009

palm oyster

The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.

Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.

A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.

I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.

"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"

- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"

"Yeah man, slurped it all up"

by xpalmxoilx May 8, 2017

Palm 5

Palm 5 is the definition of GOATs

Palm 5? You mean the group where all members are GOATs?

by johnny_silverhand January 12, 2021

Rosie Palm

AKA Rosie Palm and the five Blister Sisters. Palm and digits - ie. a description of a masturbator's sex partner.

James had a date that night with Rosie Palm and the five Blister Sisters. What a wanker.

by ruby.monkey March 11, 2018

Tennessee palm pilot

The practice of writing something such as a telephone number on your wrist or hand.

Cletus got Marybelle's phone number, and put it in his Tennessee palm pilot: he wrote it on his hand with ball point pen, yup.

by PMax March 10, 2008

palm berettas

some shit joey bada$$ said
it prolly means shooting with berettas or smthn idk

joeybadass: Where them niggas don't aim, they just palm Berettas
everyone: this nigga retarded tf that mean?

by juztz1n July 11, 2018

Hillbilly Palm Pilot

(noun) The palm of one's hand, as used for jotting down notes, lists and/or things to remember.

Sarah Palin couldn't remember her core principle's during a pre-screened and scripted Q & A session, so she scribbled them on her hillbilly palm pilot.

by ImHungry4Biscuits February 8, 2010