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palm oyster
The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.
Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.
A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.
Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.
A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.
I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.
"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"
- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"
"Yeah man, slurped it all up"
"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"
- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"
"Yeah man, slurped it all up"
palm oyster by xpalmxoilx May 8, 2017
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Rosie Palm
AKA Rosie Palm and the five Blister Sisters. Palm and digits - ie. a description of a masturbator's sex partner.
Rosie Palm by ruby.monkey March 11, 2018
Tennessee palm pilot
Cletus got Marybelle's phone number, and put it in his Tennessee palm pilot: he wrote it on his hand with ball point pen, yup.
Tennessee palm pilot by PMax March 10, 2008
palm berettas
joeybadass: Where them niggas don't aim, they just palm Berettas
everyone: this nigga retarded tf that mean?
everyone: this nigga retarded tf that mean?
palm berettas by juztz1n July 11, 2018
Hillbilly Palm Pilot
Sarah Palin couldn't remember her core principle's during a pre-screened and scripted Q & A session, so she scribbled them on her hillbilly palm pilot.
Hillbilly Palm Pilot by ImHungry4Biscuits February 8, 2010
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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