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palm oyster 

The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.

Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.

A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.
I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.

"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"

- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"

"Yeah man, slurped it all up"
palm oyster by xpalmxoilx May 8, 2017
Palm 5 is the definition of GOATs
Palm 5? You mean the group where all members are GOATs?
Palm 5 by johnny_silverhand January 12, 2021

Rosie Palm 

AKA Rosie Palm and the five Blister Sisters. Palm and digits - ie. a description of a masturbator's sex partner.
James had a date that night with Rosie Palm and the five Blister Sisters. What a wanker.
Rosie Palm by ruby.monkey March 11, 2018

Tennessee palm pilot 

The practice of writing something such as a telephone number on your wrist or hand.
Cletus got Marybelle's phone number, and put it in his Tennessee palm pilot: he wrote it on his hand with ball point pen, yup.
Tennessee palm pilot by PMax March 10, 2008

palm berettas 

some shit joey bada$$ said
it prolly means shooting with berettas or smthn idk
joeybadass: Where them niggas don't aim, they just palm Berettas
everyone: this nigga retarded tf that mean?
palm berettas by juztz1n July 11, 2018

Hillbilly Palm Pilot

(noun) The palm of one's hand, as used for jotting down notes, lists and/or things to remember.
Sarah Palin couldn't remember her core principle's during a pre-screened and scripted Q & A session, so she scribbled them on her hillbilly palm pilot.