p card 

the players card

i have the players card

p card by Joker March 10, 2003

P-Card  

The P-Card, or Penetration Card, is similar to the V-Card except with a more strict definition. The P-Card may only be lost through intercourse, so unlike the V-Card possession is not up for debate.

Dude, I was wasted with the hottest chick last night and we ended up at her place. When I woke up in the morning I realized she had taken my P-Card *High Five*

P-Card by SMA7 February 26, 2008

P-CARD 

When you get your period
or
When you bleed outta your ass for a few days

Jenn: Nikki when do you get your p-card?
Nikki: like i have it right now.
jenn: OMG SAME
Nikki: omg crazy like lets go buy tampons
jenn: omg okay

P-CARD by Jen n Nikki April 22, 2006

Cardi P(igeon)

When you're walking by outside and suddenly hear a pigeon or so go "okurr"

Cardi P(igeon)
Did any of you just hear that musician, cardi, cardi P??

Cardi P(igeon) by persinnime December 24, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016