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The P-Card, or Penetration Card, is similar to the V-Card except with a more strict definition. The P-Card may only be lost through intercourse, so unlike the V-Card possession is not up for debate.
Dude, I was wasted with the hottest chick last night and we ended up at her place. When I woke up in the morning I realized she had taken my P-Card *High Five*
P-Card by SMA7 February 26, 2008
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When you get your period
or
When you bleed outta your ass for a few days
Jenn: Nikki when do you get your p-card?
Nikki: like i have it right now.
jenn: OMG SAME
Nikki: omg crazy like lets go buy tampons
jenn: omg okay
P-CARD by Jen n Nikki April 22, 2006
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Cardi P(igeon)

When you're walking by outside and suddenly hear a pigeon or so go "okurr"
Cardi P(igeon)
Did any of you just hear that musician, cardi, cardi P??
Cardi P(igeon) by persinnime December 24, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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