opiophobe 

Definition A: A doctor or other prescribing medical professional, that has been hounded by the D.E.A.,or law enforcment of any kind...or has been propagandized soo much that he will not prescribe opiate like pain medications for any reason unless you have a metal pole sticking out of your head "and sometimes not even then"
Definition B: A P.T.O. mom or other authority figures that are terrified of their children or loved ones becoming hooked on opiate like pain medications that they wont let them take them or wont let them get them for any reason not even for said pole in the head.....

Example for A:
"doctor johnson had been investigated soo many times for prescibing opiate like pain meds that he became a opiphobe and wouldn't help the woman who could'nt take care of her kids, bathe herself,or dress herself...even though he ran a pain clinic"

Example for B:
"Susy Homemaker's son broke his leg during a soccer match...but she was an opiophobe and when the doctor offered opiate like pain medication she turned it down...because she didnt want him to get hooked, and let him scream in agony for a week."

opiophobe by quarterbunny January 30, 2008

opiophobic shield 

What doctors and more often physician assistants put up when someone with legitimate chronic pain has exhausted all other options aside from opioids; potent narcotic analgesics. The reason for it is usually the provider has been harassed by the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) into thinking they have some "quota" or max number of times they can write for opioids which is bogus.

The shield usually consists of blatant lies to patients such as:
"I actually can't prescribe narcotics..."
"There is too much of a risk of addiction with that product so I'm not going to prescribe it"
"Its too addictive"
"I'm not allowed"
Or commonly just a blank stare as they look at you as if you just asked for 900mg of heroin in tablet form simultaneously coming up with a way to avoid the topic. Ask any chronic pain patient how many times they've had to arm wrestle physicians for better quality of life.

John 19 years old had been a star power lifter and football player for 5 years, towards the end of his high school experience he herniated a disc in his neck resulting in severe weakness and shooting pain in both arms. After 12 months of pain management with full compliance and patience John showed little improvement in his pain levels despite trying everything his physician suggested. When he asked for something stronger his doctor accused him of being drug seeking and dismissed his requests. When John ended up with more pain he had to see his doctors physicians assistant since the doctor was too busy playing golf. The physicians assistant lied to John and told him "he could not prescribe pain killers", the PA obviously didn't have the balls to be upfront and John continues to suffer.

Earny 91 years old had been doing manual labor work for over 30 years and was hit by a car causing severe pain that could not be resolved with regular pain killers. His doctor refused to put him on MS Contin or any other pain killers citing the fact that he could become addicted. Even though Earny's health was rapidly deteriorating his doctor put his own agenda ahead of Earny's quality of life. Earny died a slow painful death which could have been eased with Morphine.

Narcotics are vital and legitimate aspects of medicine! Do not be an opiophobic shield to a better life for pain patients!

opiophobic shield by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 25, 2011

Opiophile 

A person who is in love with opiates and loves living life on them.

I'm a hardcore opiophile...heroin, oxy, hydrocodone...you name it I'll take it.

Opiophile by LechiumCrosswind March 6, 2009

Ohiophobia

Someone who is afraid of the state known as Ohio

Charlie "Hey wanna go to Ohio?" Timmy "Sorry man I can't I have Ohiophobia"

Ohiophobia by H3IS3NB3R9 August 24, 2022

Ohiophobia

Someone who is afraid of the state known as Ohio

Charles "Hey Man Let's Go to Ohio" Timmy "Sorry bro I have Ohiophobia and it freaks me out"

Ohiophobia by H3IS3NB3R9 August 24, 2022

Optophobia 

The fear of opening someon's eyes

Optophobia: a person opening the eyelids of a dead body

Optophobia by sinaloense March 25, 2012

oliophobia 

The fear of missing Oli's or Olives. It's a rare condition but and only effects people with a very special Oli or Olive in their life that are unreachable and inaccessible.

Treatment includes lots of hugs and love.

Friend 1: I haven't seen Olive in nearly a month, I think I may have oliophobia.

Friend: oh no girl, that's a bad one that is. You really need to see Olive.

oliophobia by Gwcwgal January 22, 2021