ootney 

Pronounced (oot-neé)

An insult, meaning of poor form or ability, similar to budget. Derived from the Scottish ex-international Rugby player, Budge Poutney, as follows: Budget > Budge (Poutney)> Poutney > Ootney.

"Rupert, what do you think of John's darts ability?"
"He's ooooooooootney!"

ootney by markus_sparkus September 15, 2007

oofney 

A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!

"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"

oofney by WayneKussoff April 28, 2005

OOTNY 

Outfit Of the New Year
What will one wear on any regional or global New Year

Her OOTNY looks amazing.
Did you see her Biba OOTNY at the party?

OOTNY by PurpleThunder13 March 28, 2022