Definitions by markus_sparkus

ootney 

Pronounced (oot-neé)

An insult, meaning of poor form or ability, similar to budget. Derived from the Scottish ex-international Rugby player, Budge Poutney, as follows: Budget > Budge (Poutney)> Poutney > Ootney.

"Rupert, what do you think of John's darts ability?"
"He's ooooooooootney!"

ootney by markus_sparkus September 15, 2007

lipscum 

The unpleasant sticky residue found on one's lips in the morning, made of dried saliva. Often ends up on the back of ones hand after wiping mouth.

"I only had 8 pints last night, but the lipscum was off the charts this morning"

lipscum by markus_sparkus September 15, 2007