markus_sparkus's definitions

lipscum

The unpleasant sticky residue found on one's lips in the morning, made of dried saliva. Often ends up on the back of ones hand after wiping mouth.

"I only had 8 pints last night, but the lipscum was off the charts this morning"

by markus_sparkus September 15, 2007

ootney

Pronounced (oot-neé)

An insult, meaning of poor form or ability, similar to budget. Derived from the Scottish ex-international Rugby player, Budge Poutney, as follows: Budget > Budge (Poutney)> Poutney > Ootney.

"Rupert, what do you think of John's darts ability?"
"He's ooooooooootney!"

by markus_sparkus September 15, 2007