oombela

A girl that when one would look at, would not say "ew" but in fact say "aww" like if he was looking at a puppy struggling to get out of a bear trap. An oombela is most definetely not physically attractive in the least bit and a guy to hook up with one shall get shit until one of his friends hooks up with one. Hooking up with an oombela is only justifiable if you are under that influence of something and they are the only girls available without drinking and driving.

-"Dude that girl would be hot if she lost some weight."
-"No way man, she's an oombela!"

-"Dude is that a puppy trying to aescape a bear trap?"
-"Nah dude that's just an oombela naked."

by Shiff October 30, 2007

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oombalabala

noun, the action of repeated sodomy on one person by a large group of men, usually to the discomfort of the "catcher", but given very enthusiastically, and with great pleasure, by the "pitcher"

One day, two hunters were on a safari in Africa. They were separated from their hunting party and decided to spend the night on the Savannah. During the night, a large tribe of howling savages, waving their spears in the air, captured them under a tree. The Chief approached the first hunter and said, "You choose. Oombalabala or death." The hunter replied, "I don't want to die. I choose oombalabala." The chief then grabbed the man, bent him over, and ripped his pants off. The Chief, followed by all of the tribal men after him raped the hunter in the ass. When they finished, the hunter crawled back to his companion and said, " Whatever you do, don't choose oombalabala." The Chief walked over to the second hunter and said, " You choose. Oombalabala or death." "I choose death," replied the second hunter. The Chief then smiled, turned to his tribe, and screamed, "Oombalabala to death!"

by deweyjoe37 October 25, 2011

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