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A girl that when one would look at, would not say "ew" but in fact say "aww" like if he was looking at a puppy struggling to get out of a bear trap. An oombela is most definetely not physically attractive in the least bit and a guy to hook up with one shall get shit until one of his friends hooks up with one. Hooking up with an oombela is only justifiable if you are under that influence of something and they are the only girls available without drinking and driving.
-"Dude that girl would be hot if she lost some weight."
-"No way man, she's an oombela!"

-"Dude is that a puppy trying to aescape a bear trap?"
-"Nah dude that's just an oombela naked."
oombela by Shiff October 30, 2007
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oombalabala

noun, the action of repeated sodomy on one person by a large group of men, usually to the discomfort of the "catcher", but given very enthusiastically, and with great pleasure, by the "pitcher"
One day, two hunters were on a safari in Africa. They were separated from their hunting party and decided to spend the night on the Savannah. During the night, a large tribe of howling savages, waving their spears in the air, captured them under a tree. The Chief approached the first hunter and said, "You choose. Oombalabala or death." The hunter replied, "I don't want to die. I choose oombalabala." The chief then grabbed the man, bent him over, and ripped his pants off. The Chief, followed by all of the tribal men after him raped the hunter in the ass. When they finished, the hunter crawled back to his companion and said, " Whatever you do, don't choose oombalabala." The Chief walked over to the second hunter and said, " You choose. Oombalabala or death." "I choose death," replied the second hunter. The Chief then smiled, turned to his tribe, and screamed, "Oombalabala to death!"
oombalabala by deweyjoe37 October 25, 2011
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When a strange boy doesn’t know what word to say. Most of these strange boys are coons. Only big lipped tree swinging coons say “oombala.”
“Does Patrick have any oombala today?”
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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