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A girl that when one would look at, would not say "ew" but in fact say "aww" like if he was looking at a puppy struggling to get out of a bear trap. An oombela is most definetely not physically attractive in the least bit and a guy to hook up with one shall get shit until one of his friends hooks up with one. Hooking up with an oombela is only justifiable if you are under that influence of something and they are the only girls available without drinking and driving.
-"Dude that girl would be hot if she lost some weight."
-"No way man, she's an oombela!"

-"Dude is that a puppy trying to aescape a bear trap?"
-"Nah dude that's just an oombela naked."
oombela by Shiff October 30, 2007
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oombalabala

noun, the action of repeated sodomy on one person by a large group of men, usually to the discomfort of the "catcher", but given very enthusiastically, and with great pleasure, by the "pitcher"
One day, two hunters were on a safari in Africa. They were separated from their hunting party and decided to spend the night on the Savannah. During the night, a large tribe of howling savages, waving their spears in the air, captured them under a tree. The Chief approached the first hunter and said, "You choose. Oombalabala or death." The hunter replied, "I don't want to die. I choose oombalabala." The chief then grabbed the man, bent him over, and ripped his pants off. The Chief, followed by all of the tribal men after him raped the hunter in the ass. When they finished, the hunter crawled back to his companion and said, " Whatever you do, don't choose oombalabala." The Chief walked over to the second hunter and said, " You choose. Oombalabala or death." "I choose death," replied the second hunter. The Chief then smiled, turned to his tribe, and screamed, "Oombalabala to death!"
oombalabala by deweyjoe37 October 25, 2011
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When a strange boy doesn’t know what word to say. Most of these strange boys are coons. Only big lipped tree swinging coons say “oombala.”
“Does Patrick have any oombala today?”
oombala by The triggered timmy September 1, 2018

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026