online moms

Something you call someone who tries to censor or control your online life so that you are more positive and non-judgmental of others.

Duke: Man, I saw what you commented on Janice's post of her in her bikini. Not nice. So she still has some baby fat. I think you should remove that comment and replace it with an encouraging compliment.
Buck: Whatever! She's kinda chunky and too pale! What are you, my online moms now? You want to hit it! Admit it!