one legger 

A one legger is a term used in the world of sales. They refer to a sales appointment, meeting, or pitch, where one of two or more decision-makers are present. The present individual, of course, cannot proceed with the sale without consulting the other decision-maker (the other leg) first.

A sales appointment in which the salesperson shows up to a client's house, only to find one spouse not home. The sale is not completed as the present spouse (the one legger) must talk it over with the non-available spouse.

one legger by Nader R. March 24, 2008

one legger 

when a guy is fucking a girl while standing on one leg

dude hes doing the one legger!!

one legger by Ramone Sanchez November 27, 2003

one legger 

Doing the DO, not just on one leg, but while grabbing your ankle, and using the force of the weight while moving in and out à la old school dancing.

Can also be a dance word

yo check it out!, hes doing the one legger

yo man? you gave her the one-legger?

one legger by Deeznuts January 15, 2005

one legged skid 

the act of balancing awkwardly on one leg while throwing your arms around in wild fashion simultaneously skidding across a slippery surface. usually attributed to flip flop wearing during a rainy day, or pants with excessive fabric. also accompanied by epiphany of impending death.

did you just see that one legged skid i did on that wet floor? my life flashed before my eyes! i knew i should not have worn these massive pants with flip flops!

one legged skid by jessicool August 30, 2008

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. 

To describe a useless object or person.

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. by hteb78 November 27, 2012

One Legged Pirate 

during the Climax of a Blowjob, you cum in her left eye and Kick her as hard as you can in the right leg. Causing her to Jump on one leg covering her eye yelling "AARRGG" like a pirate.

After giving that hoe a one legged pirate I told her to get her ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

One Legged Pirate by Phillips987 July 2, 2009

one legged man in an ass kicking contest 

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

one legged man in an ass kicking contest by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014