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An old fashioned german sex technique which involves someone slamming their dick between chunks of wood. The most famous case of this was by a man named Mikkel Olufsen who slammed his dick so hard that it literally exploded and the man died afterwards. People remembered this as the "Olufsen".

I was with a guy last weekend his dick exploded inside me, it was just like Olufsen!

olufsen by Steven Billy Bob Jones May 12, 2018

Bang & Olufsen

Producer of high end home electronics, founded 1925 in Struer, Denmark. Famous for clarity and lack of distortion, their speaker range offers many options for the individual. Outstanding quality, high end design, and supreme sound have allowed Bang & Olufsen to pull ahead of the others. Famous for their jaw dropping designs and stellar performance, Bang & Olufsen has spread their product range to include Telephones, Audio Players, Speakers, Televisions, and full home automation systems, which have been ranked number 1 in the world. Their high prices however are do to the quality workmanship from every handmade product from the factory in Denmark.

Whoa is that the Bang & Olufsen Beosound 9000 CD Changer?
Yeah, it can switch from disc one to disc six in only two seconds and that aluminum cd clamper is the fastest in the world!
SICK!

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bang and olufsen

A company who says they "Specialize" in phones and audio. bang and olufsen is known for their enourmous prices and how chic or different their phones are compared to other companies. The only thing you can buy off the online is bang and olufsen's earphones and most of all their other products are secret i guess for now. Their phones start at 700 dollars equally. Talk about high matinence.

Dude! Holy shit is that a bang and olufsen?

Yeah! how did you know?

Because those things suck! they have the worst reception ever!

bang and olufsen by Thek4 January 22, 2007

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olofsen

Sexy white covenant male gift wrapped in my 4D suits.

this olofsen is gift wrapped nicely

olofsen by rizzleworth June 15, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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