officially unofficial

A "couple" who can been seen making out at parties together, hanging out at school/each other houses, going to the movies, etc. BUT they insist they aren't dating, mostly because they want to bang other people. Hence why they're officially unofficial.

Dude 1: Whoa, check it out. Matt and Allie are making out again!
Dude 2: Yeah man, they've been officially unofficial for, like, 3 years.

officially unofficial by cliffdogg October 23, 2007

unofficially official 

when something is in the middle

bitch: are you unofficially official with the person
bitch 2: no
bitch: oh no what happened
bitch 2: i died
bitch: rip

unofficially official by threesomebitch November 17, 2019

Unofficially Official 

When you can officially say the name of the person you like without being afraid, yet you aren't dating that person.

Two months earlier:
Taylor- "I got to talk to 'you know who' yesterday."

Melodie- "Cool!"

Now:

Taylor- "I got to talk to Bailey yesterday!!"

Melodie- "Omg, is it official?"

Taylor- "No:(, but I can say his name now!"

Melodie- "Then it's unofficially official!!"

Unofficially Official by The World's Best Blonde April 4, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012